“Still popular?” “Thanks to Don Draper, I’ll be making these until 2015.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twitch Streamer
A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
2024 Classic: The Moana 2
"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
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The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Whiskey Sour
"As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse."Part of the 58 ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
Equality for all jokes!