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2014 Vintage: The Guardians of the Galaxy Gamble

Why was Marvel laughing? Because they spent $200 million on a movie starring a pro-wrestler, a talking raccoon, and a tree, and it became a global hit because the soundtrack was better than your dad’s favorite cassette tape.

Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2014 “Awesome Mix, Black Holes & Not Quite My Tempo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9807/20/2005 05:51Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Resident_Evil_Z12/24/2000 00:20Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli10/21/2012 23:36That still only counts as one laugh!
@Iron_Man_Tony05/10/2008 19:14I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Pirate_Bay_9907/13/1998 01:43Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Daria_Morg11/14/2011 20:46My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Construction_Dig10/04/2013 10:49Still digging for more humor!
@Railgun_Sniper07/23/1995 16:19I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

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