2008 Archive: The Hulu Launch
“I can watch TV for free on the computer!” “Is it good?” “There’s a 30-second ad every two minutes, but it beats talking to you during the… Read More »2008 Archive: The Hulu Launch
2007 Legacy: The Rum and Coke
“The Captain is also an early adopter.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
Why was this a sign of the times? Because if an Italian plumber and a blue hedgehog could work together, there was no excuse for… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
2007 Archive: The High-Definition TV Upgrade
The church trustees purchasing a massive, heavy plasma television for the fellowship hall, which takes four grown men to lift and permanently alters the layout… Read More »2007 Archive: The High-Definition TV Upgrade
2004 Legacy: Justin’s Apology
Why was Justin Timberlake so polite? Because the “Wardrobe Malfunction” at the Super Bowl happened a week earlier, and he had to be on his… Read More »2004 Legacy: Justin’s Apology
2004 Archive: The Shark Tale
A guy asks for a “Vegetarian Shark” drink. The bartender gives him a glass of kelp juice. Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004… Read More »2004 Archive: The Shark Tale
2003 Vintage: The “In da Club” 50 Cent Era
Why was it “your birthday”? Because 50 Cent made every 4th of July guest feel like they were in the VIP section of the patio.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The “In da Club” 50 Cent Era
2003 Vintage: The Seabiscuit Hope
Why Tobey Maguire? For proving that in 2003, Americans would cry over a very small horse as long as the horse was an underdog. Part… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Seabiscuit Hope
2003 Archive: Best Female Pop Vocal
Why Norah Jones? (Are we seeing a pattern yet?). Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2003 “Norah Jones & The Great Chill” Edition archive.… Read More »2003 Archive: Best Female Pop Vocal
2003 Archive: The “Clocks” Coldplay
Piano riffs that make me feel like I’m flying over a city, even though I’m just sitting in a Honda Civic. Part of the 69… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Clocks” Coldplay