2002 Vintage: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put a screen door on her monitor? She wanted to keep the “bugs” out of her software. Part of the 63… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Monitor
2001 Classic: September 11th
Why did politics stop for a month? Because when the towers fell, the world realized that the bickering over tax cuts and shark attacks (the… Read More »2001 Classic: September 11th
2001 Classic: The Goran Ivanišević Wimbledon
Why was the “Wildcard” crying? Because Goran finally won on a Monday, proving that if you wait long enough and serve hard enough, the grass… Read More »2001 Classic: The Goran Ivanišević Wimbledon
2000 Classic: Christian Bale (American Psycho)
Why did he care so much about business cards? Because in 2000, the thickness of your card was the only way to prove you were… Read More »2000 Classic: Christian Bale (American Psycho)
2000 Classic: The Digital Camera Suspicion
Refusing to trust a brand-new digital camera because you can’t physically hold the negative strips up to the light to see if the picture of… Read More »2000 Classic: The Digital Camera Suspicion
1999 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hobby
“I collect antique medical tools.” “Like what?” “This scalpel from 1998.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hobby
1998 Archive: The Gym Teacher
“Give me twenty laps around the dark room!” Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Legacy: The Desktop Shortcut
Why was the desktop full of icons? Employees thought it was the only way to keep the programs from running away. Part of the 61… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Desktop Shortcut
1998 Legacy: The Mask of Zorro
Why was Antonio Banderas so sharp? Because in 1998, carving a “Z” into everything was the only way to leave a review before Yelp existed.… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Mask of Zorro
1998 Classic: Seinfeld (The Finale)
Why was everyone still complaining? Because the show ended in May, and the family was still debating whether the “Contest” was better than the “Soup… Read More »1998 Classic: Seinfeld (The Finale)