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2001 Classic: September 11th

Why did politics stop for a month? Because when the towers fell, the world realized that the bickering over tax cuts and shark attacks (the “Summer of the Shark”) was a luxury we couldn’t afford anymore.

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & Aftermath” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Web_Master_Flex03/02/1997 20:16I am adding this to my links page right now.
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