“Give me twenty laps around the dark room!”
Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Are you not entertained? Because I am!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.