1999 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hobby

“I collect antique medical tools.” “Like what?” “This scalpel from 1998.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

@T9_Texter11/27/2001 15:154-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@DVD_Collector02/10/2014 13:25Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Zip_Drive_Owner02/22/1995 14:15Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@DragonBall_Z_G01/01/2010 07:46His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Netscape_Now_B02/04/2003 23:00I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Delicious_Links06/29/2013 10:41Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Lag_Victim_0103/10/2008 09:00I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!