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2003 Vintage: The Seabiscuit Hope

Why Tobey Maguire? For proving that in 2003, Americans would cry over a very small horse as long as the horse was an underdog.

Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2003 “Pirate Swagger, Fish Finding & The King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Austin_Powers_Doctor12/10/2012 01:09One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Shrek_Donkey06/21/2014 23:29And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Daria_Morg10/14/1998 09:08My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Rocket_Power_9903/30/2008 23:14We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Podcast_Listener07/24/2015 18:51I’ll mention this in my next episode!
@Retro_End_User12/08/2000 17:05The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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