Why Timothée Chalamet? For proving that he can be whimsical, sing about chocolate, and not be terrifying like the previous versions, as long as he has a CGI Hugh Grant as an Oompa Loompa in his pocket.
Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer, Kenergy & Atomic Hats” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Professional humor for professional people.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
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