Why Mia Goth? For the finale of the trilogy that proved that you can be a star in Hollywood, as long as you’re willing to step over a few bodies in the 80s.
Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2024 “Lisan al-Gaib, Anxiety & Dogpool” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
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