2004 Archive: The Shark Tale

A guy asks for a “Vegetarian Shark” drink. The bartender gives him a glass of kelp juice.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

"Are these peanuts AI-optimized for crunchiness?"Part of the 58 ...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, "I’m working late, c...read more »

@Pager_Guy11/13/2005 04:34Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Jackass_Johnny11/27/1997 07:57Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Rick_Roller_0707/31/2007 05:08Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Salad_Fingers_F08/02/2008 18:54I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Viewer_Number_105/28/2009 20:12First! And it’s funny!