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2014 Vintage: The Best Makeup Win

Why did Dallas Buyers Club win? Because they had a budget of $250 and still made Jared Leto look more convincing than a $200 million blockbuster.

Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2014 “Selfies, Pizza & Adele Dazeem” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken07/22/1997 16:40Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Modem_Meltdown08/16/2009 21:53My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@CRT_Brightness03/17/2004 18:15I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@C++_Dev_9801/05/2006 13:14I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Wayne_World_Ex11/20/2009 22:47Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Pwnage_King08/27/2007 09:41Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

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