2003 Archive: The “Clocks” Coldplay

Piano riffs that make me feel like I’m flying over a city, even though I’m just sitting in a Honda Civic.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

Step into 2005 – the year when "Me at the zoo" started a video re...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the "What color is this dress?" deba...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

@Goosebumps_Kid09/23/2007 01:42Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Top_Gun_Maverick02/28/1998 09:20I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Old_School_Frank09/10/1998 00:09We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Star_Wars_Kid11/08/2010 17:09I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Infoseek_Explorer07/03/1996 02:49Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Club_Penguin_Kid10/26/2006 20:55Waddle on over and read this!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan11/06/2005 22:24Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!