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2007 Legacy: The Rum and Coke

 “The Captain is also an early adopter.”

Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Austin_Powers_Groovy12/23/1996 17:47Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Offspring_Guy03/16/2012 14:48The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Butthead_Uhhh04/25/2000 16:41Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Cool_Story_Bro09/15/2015 09:19Actually, it IS a cool story!
@Safari_Surfer03/01/2002 04:31A wild laugh appeared!

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