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2007 Vintage: The Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games

Why was this a sign of the times? Because if an Italian plumber and a blue hedgehog could work together, there was no excuse for the UN.

Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja11/29/2006 09:17Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Lara_Croft_9603/31/1997 02:41Found a real treasure with this one.
@Lion_King_Simba08/19/2014 22:08Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Fifth_Element_Lelu08/16/2010 06:20Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax04/20/2009 08:06I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Leave_Britney_A08/13/1996 18:10Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Best_Viewed_IE405/02/2012 22:00Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

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