I’m a “couch” potato watching the Curiosity feed.
Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
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Found a real treasure with this one.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
As if! This is too funny.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
A wild laugh appeared!