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2025 Classic: The Plastic

 I’m “flexible.”

Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9807/15/2002 03:35Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Gopher_Explorer12/22/2007 07:00Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Home_Alone_Kevin11/20/2009 04:51Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Encarta_Explorer03/11/1995 17:45I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball04/22/2004 15:45Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei12/15/1996 11:17You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Courage_Dog02/09/2014 04:23The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Loituma_Girl06/23/2000 12:27Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Hashtag_Master12/12/2009 00:30#funny #joke #retro #90s

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