In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing about the color of a dress, watching “Left Shark” fail at the… Read More »34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
How many coffee addicts does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can’t function without caffeine, even in the dark.
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just a gamer waiting for the download! Part of the 54… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Europe
I’m “flexible.” Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his “after-life” fitness. Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier”… Read More »2025 Classic: The Scared Ghost
“I’m staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!” “You’re in a tent in the backyard with a Thai takeout menu. It’s not ‘White Lotus’, it’s ‘Sad Lotus’.”… Read More »2025 Legacy: The White Lotus 3
Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “grind” money. Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition… Read More »2024 Classic: The Skateboard
Sitting in the driveway for twenty minutes staring angrily at a brand-new car dashboard, trying to figure out why you need to swipe a digital… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Touchscreen Dashboard Protest
Why was the geometry lecture so confusing on video? Because a student figured out how to use a digital filter to place a cartoon surgical… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Mask Filter Illusion
Why did Daniel Craig finally finish? Because after 15 years, James Bond realized that the only way to retire is to literally leave the planet.… Read More »2021 Classic: No Time to Die
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