I’m a soldier in a comedy troupe. I’m just “saving” the best for last.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.