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1998 Archive: The Saving Private Ryan

 I’m a soldier in a comedy troupe. I’m just “saving” the best for last.

Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander12/13/2008 13:18C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Hotmail_Original01/12/2014 22:41Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Snatch_Mickey04/07/2009 14:16Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Celebrity_DM12/08/1996 15:48Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Powerpuff_Bubbs07/19/1998 18:44Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Better_Off_Dead04/07/1995 12:47I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Stick_Death_Fan07/16/2010 09:19Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan10/22/2008 23:08OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Android_Bot_9910/04/1996 04:41Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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