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2004 Archive: The Olympic Marathon Attack

Why was Vanderlei de Lima the real hero? Because he was attacked by a priest while leading the race but still finished for the bronze, showing more “Olympic spirit” than the entire rest of the Games.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2004 “Curse-Breakers & Olympic Glory” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic03/15/2006 02:52This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Dumb_And_Dumber08/13/2010 23:01So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Shrek_Ogrelord05/08/1998 10:01Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Simpson_Quotes03/21/2004 23:23D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
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@Kernel_Panic_9802/08/2011 16:26This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Get_Flash_Player01/20/2008 03:48Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Frag_Master_9909/29/1998 09:45Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

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