I’m “keeping” a secret.
Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
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Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
This site is very exciting!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Not bad. Not bad at all.