2020 Classic: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a doorstop for the garage. Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine &… Read More »2020 Classic: The Cake
2020 Archive: The Diary
Her diary entry: “Day 42. The son-in-law still thinks he’s an ‘Intermediate Sourdough Baker.’ The bread is a rock. So is his head.” Part of… Read More »2020 Archive: The Diary
2020 Archive: The LCD Monitor Polish
Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the plastic frame of a flat-screen computer monitor to make it match the heavy oak… Read More »2020 Archive: The LCD Monitor Polish
2020 Legacy: The LinkedIn “Compassion” React
Why was the salesman so “supportive”? Because LinkedIn added a purple “Heart” icon, and he’s using it to “Like” his way into a promotion. Part… Read More »2020 Legacy: The LinkedIn “Compassion” React
2019 Vintage: The Baby Yoda Influx
Why every single presentation template, notebook decoration, and internet meme shared by the computer teacher featured a tiny, green, big-eared alien character drinking soup. Part… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Baby Yoda Influx
2019 Vintage: Best Rap Album
Why Invasion of Privacy? Because Cardi B turned “no filter” into “no competition.” Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2019 “This Is America &… Read More »2019 Vintage: Best Rap Album
2019 Vintage: The Ford v Ferrari Speed
A movie that made me want to drive fast, but my 2012 hatchback said “no.” Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Ford v Ferrari Speed
2018 Classic: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did James Ivory win at 89? To prove that you’re never too old to write a beautiful story about peaches and first loves. Part… Read More »2018 Classic: The Best Adapted Screenplay
2018 Vintage: The Lion
I’m “pride-ful” of my skins. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The United Airlines Passenger Dragging
Why was the video so big? Because it proved that “Customer Service” in 2017 meant “Obey or get re-accommodated by force.” Part of the 36… Read More »2017 Archive: The United Airlines Passenger Dragging