My new console is so powerful it “thinks,” but mostly it just makes a loud whirring sound while I try to play Sonic Adventure.
Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!