A movie that made me want to drive fast, but my 2012 hatchback said “no.”
Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Waddle on over and read this!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.