2017 Legacy: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
The school board updating the student handbook to state that anyone caught projecting a red dot onto the chalkboard during an exam would face instant… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
2017 Classic: The Logic “1-800-273-8255”
Why the phone number? For the song that proved music could literally save lives while staying at the top of the charts. Part of the… Read More »2017 Classic: The Logic “1-800-273-8255”
2016 Vintage: The Link
I’m “sharing” my rare spawn coordinates. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Sarah Paulson Snub
Why no award for American Horror Story again? Because the Academy clearly thinks suffering on screen is just her natural state of being. Part of… Read More »2014 Classic: The Sarah Paulson Snub
2014 Legacy: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
Still using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to predict if you would marry a pop star or live in a mansion in the… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
2014 Classic: Worst Actress
Why Cameron Diaz? For a year that proved “quantity over quality” is the Razzie’s favorite business model. Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Classic: Worst Actress
2012 Archive: The Serena Williams Golden Slam
Why was the Wimbledon grass too small for her? Because she won the tournament, then came back a month later to win Olympic gold on… Read More »2012 Archive: The Serena Williams Golden Slam
2012 Archive: Adele’s 6-for-6
Why did she win everything? Because after the world spent all of 2011 crying to 21, the Academy decided the only way to stop the… Read More »2012 Archive: Adele’s 6-for-6
2011 Legacy: The Muppets
Why were they back? Because in 2011, Jason Segel proved that we all needed a “Man or Muppet” musical number to get through the year.… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Muppets
2010 Classic: The Mouse “Side-Scroll Wheel”
Why was the accountant so happy? He could navigate the “Infinite Spreadsheet” without moving his arm. Part of the 83 Office Groaners: The 2010 “iPad… Read More »2010 Classic: The Mouse “Side-Scroll Wheel”