Why was the Wimbledon grass too small for her? Because she won the tournament, then came back a month later to win Olympic gold on the same court, crushing everyone in her path.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Soccer Mistake
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The Marathon Struggle
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The Surfing Wave
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Why was the Italian border so crowded in March? Because Lewis Ham...read more »
The Golf Divorce
A game of inches and a marriage of miles.My wife told me if I go ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
The farce is strong with this one!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.