Why was Darth Vader’s first breath so awkward? Because George Lucas spent 28 years building up to the greatest villain in history, only to have… Read More »2005 Classic: The Revenge of the Sith “NOOOOO!”
Why did they win Best Comedy? Because the Academy decided a family that keeps money in a “frozen banana stand” was more realistic than six… Read More »2004 Archive: The Arrested Development Upset
“When the pimp’s in the crib ma…” “If you ‘drop’ the baby like it’s hot, we’re going to have a serious problem, Calvin.” Part of the… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Snoop Dogg “Drop It Like It’s Hot”
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry who? / Harry up, the movie is starting! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Harry
I’m “souring” on this new trend. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
Maintaining a precise stack of twenty-year-old miniature condensed digests, organized strictly by the faded color of the cardboard spines. Part of the 35 Senior &… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
Why was Vanderlei de Lima the real hero? Because he was attacked by a priest while leading the race but still finished for the bronze,… Read More »2004 Archive: The Olympic Marathon Attack
Why was the sidewalk so stressed? People kept “stepping” on it. Part of the 51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Scared Road
Will Smith is a fish, Robert De Niro is a shark, and I’m confused why they all have human faces. Part of the 73 Observational… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Shark Tale Fish
What do you call a pig that’s a pilot? A “ham-bulance” driver. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition archive.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Little Pig
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