Will Smith is a fish, Robert De Niro is a shark, and I’m confused why they all have human faces.
Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.