“When the pimp’s in the crib ma…” “If you ‘drop’ the baby like it’s hot, we’re going to have a serious problem, Calvin.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
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The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
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The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman
Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »
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In 2015, adult humor was viral, fast, and often filtered. If you ...read more »
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The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The 2025 Workout
"I’m training for the GTA VI release!" "By running?" "No, by sit...read more »
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"Wake Up Dead Man!" "I'm trying, but the coffee hasn't kicked in...read more »
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"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
I should make a game about this joke.
A wild laugh appeared!