1999 Vintage: The PlayStation Memory Card
The supreme tragedy of a friend accidentally saving over your 80-hour RPG file when he borrowed your gray plastic memory card. Part of the 41… Read More »1999 Vintage: The PlayStation Memory Card
1999 Classic: The Earth
I’m a farmer. I’m just down to earth. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The Dreamcast “Thinking”
My new console is so powerful it “thinks,” but mostly it just makes a loud whirring sound while I try to play Sonic Adventure. Part of… Read More »1999 Archive: The Dreamcast “Thinking”
1998 Vintage: The Tourist
One, but they’ll ask someone else to take a picture of them holding the bulb. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Tourist
1998 Legacy: The Rob Zombie “Hellbilly Deluxe”
Why the monster trucks? For proving that industrial metal was just a high-budget horror movie you could drive your car to. Part of the 40… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Rob Zombie “Hellbilly Deluxe”
1998 Classic: The Best Art Direction
Why did Titanic win? Because they literally rebuilt the ship, just so they could break it again. Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Classic: The Best Art Direction
1998 Archive: The Saving Private Ryan
I’m a soldier in a comedy troupe. I’m just “saving” the best for last. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition… Read More »1998 Archive: The Saving Private Ryan
1996 Classic: Scream (The Mask)
Why was Grandma nervous at the front door? Because in 1996, thanks to the movie Scream, every kid’s favorite stocking stuffer was a ghost mask and… Read More »1996 Classic: Scream (The Mask)
1996 Archive: The Donovan Bailey 100m
Why was Canada the fastest place on Earth? Because Bailey ran 9.84, making every other sprinter look like they were running through a swimming pool.… Read More »1996 Archive: The Donovan Bailey 100m
1996 Vintage: The Cargo Pants
“No, Brenda, I need all sixteen pockets for my pager, my wallet, my keys, and my backup pager.” Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Cargo Pants