“No, Brenda, I need all sixteen pockets for my pager, my wallet, my keys, and my backup pager.”
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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