2003 Classic: The 2003 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it showed that even when the world is chaotic, the 2003 Oscars can still give us a musical,… Read More »2003 Classic: The 2003 Final Oscars Vibe
2003 Legacy: The Daniel Day-Lewis “Gangs” Look
Why was he the favorite? Because he spent a year learning how to be a 19th-century butcher, while the rest of us were just trying… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Daniel Day-Lewis “Gangs” Look
2003 Legacy: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight, open it! Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Theodore
2003 Classic: Brother Bear
Why was the kid in the bear suit so philosophical? Because Phil Collins was singing about “On My Way” and everyone felt like they were… Read More »2003 Classic: Brother Bear
2003 Archive: The Password
I’m “keeping” a secret. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Archive: The Period
I’m a writer. I’m just “stopping” mid-sentence. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: Signs (The Movie)
Why were there glasses of water on every surface? Because after M. Night Shyamalan, we knew that was the only way to stop an alien… Read More »2002 Legacy: Signs (The Movie)
2000 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
Why Battlefield Earth? For dialogue that sounds like it was written by an alien who learned English from a broken toaster. Part of the 40 Razzie… Read More »2000 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
2000 Archive: The Unbreakable
“I’m like Bruce Willis in that movie.” “You can’t be hurt?” “No, I’m just totally confused about the ending of my 20s.” Part of the 53 Adult… Read More »2000 Archive: The Unbreakable
1999 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Juliette Lewis for The Other Sister? For a performance that felt more like a Razzie trap than a character. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards… Read More »1999 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up