I’m a writer. I’m just “stopping” mid-sentence.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
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Crystal clear MIDI humor.
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