Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight, open it!
Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Snap Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What is this? A joke for ants?
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.