2024 Classic: The Ice Cream

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Say it, say it, say it!” (Espresso vibes)

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

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In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker09/16/1997 15:29It really whips the llama's ass!

@SpiderMan_Tobey09/22/1999 19:53With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Hanson_Fan_9711/28/2004 06:36Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S02/15/1997 02:55I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Party_On_Garth03/03/1997 21:24I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Dancing_Baby_9611/17/2012 09:57Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@LiveJournal_Deep03/18/2007 19:43Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Friendster_Ghost02/10/1998 20:42Remember me? I’m still laughing.