2004 Classic: The Lemon

I’m “souring” on this new trend.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "blooming" in the spotlight.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "organizing" my virtual memories.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

I’m "purr-fectly" integrated.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m just your "bold" type of 2025er.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

@Geocities_Builder06/22/1997 18:12I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Napster_Leech07/01/2010 16:44Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Zoolander_Derek07/05/2012 02:38What is this? A joke for ants?

@Celebrity_DM01/12/2001 07:16Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@AllYourBase_9901/09/1997 22:12All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Success_Kid_Win09/04/1997 17:45Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Y_U_NO_Laugh05/31/1995 18:32Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@Newgrounds_User12/31/2003 17:20Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!