2025 Classic: The Scared Ghost

Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his “after-life” fitness.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

They don’t have the guts.read more »

The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

Because then it would be a foot.read more »

In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »

Nacho cheese.read more »

Kid: Dad, my nose is running. Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »

@WebTV_Viewer11/22/2007 11:45Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Blockbuster_Refugee09/01/2013 14:33Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club06/17/1997 12:58A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Macarena_Dancer10/23/1995 00:12Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green06/25/1995 16:06Super green! Hilarious!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F01/11/2003 17:33The future is laughing at us.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude08/02/2004 23:19The Dude abides... this joke.

@Streamer_Pro_9911/26/2015 05:21Thanks for the donation and the joke!