Why did Daniel Craig finally finish? Because after 15 years, James Bond realized that the only way to retire is to literally leave the planet.
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🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Paris Olympics (Yusuf Dikeç)
Why was the Turkish shooter the biggest star of the Olympics? Be...read more »
2025 Archive: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
Why was the split so shocking? Because they were the "Final Boss...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coldplay "Kiss Cam"
Why was a concert clip the most-sent video of the year? Because ...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2000 “Glitter, Gadgets & Gigli” Edition
In the year 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that ou...read more »
2025 Archive: Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl
Why was the 2025 Super Bowl halftime so intense? Because Kendric...read more »
The Eminem Phenomenon
Eminem's rise brought jokes about his aggressive lyrics and famil...read more »
2025 Legacy: Sydney Sweeney’s Oscar Campaign
Why was the group chat so divided? Because she spent 2025 provin...read more »
2025 Archive: Labubu Dolls
Why are grown celebrities carrying "ugly-cute" monsters? Because...read more »
The Super Bowl Coverage
The "Nipplegate" incident at the Super Bowl was the first major v...read more »
38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Games & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, we emerged from our homes only to realize that wearing p...read more »
😜 More from category: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: Jet2 Holiday Memes
Why was an airline slogan the song of the summer? Because social...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2013 “Wrecking Balls & Ice Castles” Edition
In 2013, the world was divided into two groups: those who couldn'...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition
In 2002, the world was spinning faster than a Kelly Clarkson high...read more »
2025 Classic: Gisele Bündchen
Why was she "busy living life" in 2025? Because she welcomed a n...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
There is a joke in my boot!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.