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2021 Classic: No Time to Die

 Why did Daniel Craig finally finish? Because after 15 years, James Bond realized that the only way to retire is to literally leave the planet.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Games & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The Super Bowl Coverage
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@OfficeWorker_9911/20/2001 19:29I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Net_Addict_200004/25/2005 08:39My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Toy_Story_Woody08/29/2009 00:12There is a joke in my boot!
@Firewire_Fan02/11/2014 04:01Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Bad_Luck_Brian07/01/2011 03:36Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Reddit_Original02/15/2000 05:40The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Pwnage_King12/11/2001 11:56Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

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