Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “grind” money.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
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Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
This is why we need the internet.
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
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