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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's no...read more »

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How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The ...read more »

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two...read more »

How many mice does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but ...read more »

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One. But i...read more »

How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ju...read more »

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

@CoolSkater9803/27/2008 03:05Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Toy_Story_Buzz10/30/2001 23:49To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Powerpuff_Bubbs12/28/2012 04:22Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Dale_Doback_Fan07/04/1999 05:23Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Neopets_Trader09/04/2006 01:21Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Protoss_Pylon02/19/2014 01:13You must construct additional laughs!