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How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@BBS_Veteran12/08/1995 13:59Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Mainframe_Manny05/20/2005 12:16Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Prestige_World_W08/07/1999 12:58Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Flash_Game_Dev06/13/1996 15:04I should make a game about this joke.

@Fred_Channel_0601/30/2009 21:30HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

@Epic_Fail_Guy08/22/2007 19:22This joke is an Epic Win!