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2015 Classic: The Fitbit

 My wife told me I need to get my 10,000 steps. I spent the evening pacing the kitchen while waiting for the microwave. “Health!”

Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Hacking
 He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Meta-Marriage
 We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom06/07/2004 02:01I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@SpiceGirls_Fan04/28/2009 13:55Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Trinity_Matrix01/29/2000 14:47Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Tank_Operator07/13/1999 00:19Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Diva_Plavalaguna12/07/2001 07:27The highest note of humor!
@Animorphs_X12/10/2013 14:26I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Dexter_Lab_Fan03/22/2011 17:53Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Transformers_OP07/17/2002 02:27Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Frame_Set_Wizard08/22/2002 07:15I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Best_Viewed_IE406/28/2012 04:57Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

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