My wife told me I need to get my 10,000 steps. I spent the evening pacing the kitchen while waiting for the microwave. “Health!”
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Hacking
He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Meta-Marriage
We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
When a couple gets married, why...
When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Home Uprising
The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
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Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
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The highest note of humor!
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Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
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