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2009 Archive: The Toni Collette Surprise

Why did she win for United States of Tara? For playing four different people in one body and making every other actress in the room feel like they weren’t trying hard enough.

Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Modern Family’s Arrival, Mad Men’s Dynasty & The Conan vs. Jay Shadow” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Simpson_Quotes08/13/2006 06:40D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Malware_Hunter11/21/2002 21:46Scanning... Laughs detected!
@American_Psycho_P05/02/2004 13:44I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Korn_Follower09/17/2005 15:04Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Ninja_Turtle_R04/22/1998 14:35Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Technorati_Tag10/13/2004 08:20Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Not_Bad_Obama09/03/2006 18:01Not bad. Not bad at all.

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