2018 Classic: The “They Did Surgery on a Grape” Fan
“They did surgery on a light bulb.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Cookie Clicker Legacy
The students still leaving a hidden browser window open in the back of the lab just to watch a digital pastry number go up into… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Cookie Clicker Legacy
2016 Legacy: The Rogue One Suit
Why did the lawyer represent the Rebels? He argued that the Death Star’s “thermal exhaust port” was a clear case of “negligent design and construction.”… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Rogue One Suit
2016 Archive: The Rihanna (Work) Fan
“Work, work, work, work, work… he see me doin’ dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt… on the ladder.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016… Read More »2016 Archive: The Rihanna (Work) Fan
2016 Classic: The 2016 Samsung Galaxy Note 7
My phone is currently a fire hazard. I’m not allowed to take it on a plane or near flammable curtains. Part of the 79 Observational… Read More »2016 Classic: The 2016 Samsung Galaxy Note 7
2015 Classic: The Lean On – Major Lazer
Why did every beach in 2015 sound the same? Because this song was played in every bar from Ibiza to Miami on a 24-hour loop.… Read More »2015 Classic: The Lean On – Major Lazer
2015 Legacy: Best Pop Solo Performance
Why “Happy” (Live)? Because Pharrell’s happiness is apparently infectious and award-winning. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2015 “Stay With Me & The Beck… Read More »2015 Legacy: Best Pop Solo Performance
2015 Classic: The Duck
I’m “quacking” up at the memes. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: The Lincoln Movie
I told her I’m an honest man. She asked, “Then where’s the twenty dollars that was on the counter?” I’ve decided to be “Dishonest Abe”… Read More »2012 Archive: The Lincoln Movie
2010 Legacy: The “YOLO” Origin
Why was the intern acting reckless? He heard “You Only Live Once” and decided that “Save As” was for cowards. Part of the 83 Office… Read More »2010 Legacy: The “YOLO” Origin