2012 Archive: The Lincoln Movie

I told her I’m an honest man. She asked, “Then where’s the twenty dollars that was on the counter?” I’ve decided to be “Dishonest Abe” for a while.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Floppy_Disk_Hero12/15/2013 06:23I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Web_Master_Flex12/01/1997 09:13I am adding this to my links page right now.

@StarWars_Nerd07/09/2014 04:45The farce is strong with this one!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa02/26/1999 02:16They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Goldmember_I_L04/12/2011 22:20I love gold! And I love this joke!

@LonelyGirl15_F09/07/1997 06:59Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!