2016 Classic: The 2016 Samsung Galaxy Note 7

My phone is currently a fire hazard. I’m not allowed to take it on a plane or near flammable curtains.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

I’m working late because I’m a singer? No, Sabrina, I’m working ...read more »

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

Step into 2025 – the year of the GTA VI countdown, the rise of th...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

Step into 2020 – the year of the Zoom fatigue, the Animal Crossin...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »

Step into 2004 – the year when the Nintendo DS changed how we pla...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker05/11/2002 17:30It really whips the llama's ass!

@Java_Applet_User01/02/2008 18:26This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@CSS_Master_9911/01/2014 19:40Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Hellboy_Red12/09/2010 18:09I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Numa_Numa_Guy11/26/2007 04:59Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Railgun_Sniper01/06/2006 11:11I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Deal_With_It_G01/04/2009 22:28Deal with it. This is gold.