2004 Vintage: The Final Summary
Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a Wi-Fi router? So he could “upload” his final bill from the afterlife. Part of the… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Final Summary
2004 Classic: Janet Jackson & Justin Timberlake
Why did the 2004 Super Bowl change the laws of physics? Because Justin Timberlake proved a “wardrobe malfunction” lasts exactly half a second, but the… Read More »2004 Classic: Janet Jackson & Justin Timberlake
2003 Classic: The Blackberry 7230
A guy is typing with both thumbs. The bartender says, “You look like you’re playing a very tiny accordion.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2003 Classic: The Blackberry 7230
2003 Legacy: Best Rock Album
Why The Rising? Because Bruce Springsteen is the only person who can make New Jersey sound like a spiritual experience. Part of the 38 Grammy… Read More »2003 Legacy: Best Rock Album
2003 Archive: The Apple iTunes
Why did the dad put his music in the fruit bowl? He heard about the new “Apple” store. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes:… Read More »2003 Archive: The Apple iTunes
2003 Archive: The “The O.C.” Teen
“Welcome to the dark, b*tch!” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great Blackout archive. Historically Verified
2003 Legacy: The Insurance Form
The 2003 form is so long it has a table of contents and an index. Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Insurance Form
2001 Classic: The Justin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time to watch the movie! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Classic: The Justin
2000 Legacy: The Gin Tonic
A guy says, “Make it a 21st-century G&T.” The bartender adds a sprig of cilantro and charges an extra $5. Part of the 67 Bar… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Gin Tonic
2000 Archive: Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group
Why “You Got Me” by The Roots & Erykah Badu? Because it proved that “Real Hip-Hop” could still win a trophy without a catchy movie… Read More »2000 Archive: Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group