Why was the mood so nostalgic? Because the world was mourning the King of Pop, and every time someone tried to pass the rolls, they ended up doing a moonwalk across the linoleum.
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D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
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