Why are the umpires starting to sweat? Because baseball began testing the automated strike zone, taking away the human right to miss a call for the home team.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Why so serious? Read this joke!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?