2000 Legacy: The Gin Tonic

A guy says, “Make it a 21st-century G&T.” The bartender adds a sprig of cilantro and charges an extra $5.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »

A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor06/12/1996 03:49You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@MIRC_Operator05/19/2001 11:01/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Doge_Much_Funny01/12/1996 09:57Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@ODP_Editor_9907/28/2015 08:45Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost12/24/2014 01:28Laughing at the security of my own ribs!